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ALL NEW!!!

The Robie-Tech Deer Slayer K12LT MACH II
The deer won't know WHAT hit them!®(tm)

When you ride a K12LT Mach II, the force isn't just with you, it IS you!! ®(tm)

Features:

Dual M96 Expeditionary Carbines

Armor plating over front tire to plow through deer carcasses

VTF Missile option (Vehicle To Fur) mounted low on rear of bike to maintain high speed stability

Deer seeking radar mounted on top case, also doubles as a Robie-Net television dish!

Rear mounted, plasma laser with integral heads-up helmet display with vision guidance system

Eilenvector generator (the "e-thingy") ... when you absolutely, positively, MUST warp to the DARK SIDE!!!

Specifications:

Gross mean weight: 2500 pounds dry (hey, that armour plate ain't LIGHT!!)

11.5 Gallon tank, delivering approximately 50 mile driving range

Fully shielded electrical system... we don't want that missile going off prematurely - right guys?

Robie-Rubber ME88000 tires, expected tread life: 1,500 miles

Automatic transmission... you aren't going to have the time to THINK about shifting!

Brakes: ABS front and rear, min. stopping distance 0.5 mile, about the equivalent of a small freight train

0-60 in 2 hours 10 minutes 5 seconds

60-0 in... well, honestly, we're still calculating THIS one!

Lead-lined Robie-Fusion power source, no batteries!!! Better for the environment! For the short run...

50,000 watts of power (tm - Sammy Hagar) enough to run a small town

Heated seats

Heated handgrips

Cup holder

Available options:

None. Jeeze, what the heck do you WANT for Pete's sake!!!

Be the envy of your friends, hunters and third world dictators!!!
Apply for a Robie-Loan finance plan.
Prices starting at $1,890,000 MSRP plus...
dealer prep, missile mounting, fueling, ammo, plutonium (market price),
and Robie-Net premium channel package at $49.95/mo.

Special offer for May 2000, 12.9% financing for 10 years!!!
Taking orders NOW!!! Call: 1-888-DIE-DEER die!

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